Interview with Gemma Burgess
Q: Why did you decide to write The Dating Detox?
A combination of things came together to create a perfect storm of novel-writing… I was in bed with a tedious back injury, my sister and I had been talking about the kinds of books we wanted to read, and then I just started writing one night. I wanted a heroine that was normal – you know, funny and confident and silly and ballsy. And I wanted to reverse the usual chicklit thing of having a girl pining for love – I wanted to create an anti-romantic comedy, with a heroine who was saying ‘up yours’ to love…
Q: Are you currently working on another book?
I’ve just finished my second book, The Dating Virgin. I’m editing it as we speak. It’s about a girl who learns to be single after a long time in a relationship – it’s a tough thing to do, and there’s not much out there about it. She learns to date like a man – more specifically, like a bastard…
Q: What did you find most difficult about writing?
Self-doubt is the hardest thing. Not writers block – I very rarely have that, probably as I’ve earned my living writing for advertising agencies for a long time, so I know that when it strikes I just need to read something else for an hour or go for a walk somewhere distracting like, you know, Zara. But self-doubt! That’s a killer. Those evil little fairies who tell you that you’re a bit poo… you have to just ignore them and keep going.
Q: You have a feature on your website, Name That Bastard. (Hilarious). What gave you the idea for that?
I find naming really hard. When it came to naming the bad guy, Rick, in The Dating Detox, I sent emails to all my friends asking for the name of any bastard ex-boyfriends they had… the emails poured in and everyone told me the bastard story behind why it should be this name or that name, and that’s how I chose Rick. So for The Dating Virgin, I threw it open to the world with www.namethatbastard.com… I get some hilarious emails – and I think it’s like free therapy, too.
Q: What are some of your favorite books or authors?
Ayyy so many… I read a lot. I love Nora Ephron, Jilly Cooper, Plum Sykes, Nancy Mitford, Kingsley Amis, Bret Easton Ellis, Stella Gibbons, Jane Austen, Julian Barnes… Recently I read The Adventures Of Kavelier and Clay, by Michael Chabon, which was incredible, just brilliant. And I just read The Making Of Mia by Ilana Fox, which is fab glitzy revenge fash-lit.
Q: How do you spend your free time?
At the moment? Planning my wedding! I’m getting married in April in New York so, since we live in London, that’s a bit of a time-suck. The rest of the time, when I’m not writing – and I’m writing quite a lot, it has to be said – I’m the same as most girls, I think: go out for dinner and drinks with my friends, read magazines in the bath, read books, go shopping, try to force myself to work out, watch SkyPlussed episodes of Glee…
Q: I see you are fellow shoe lover. What is your favorite pair of heels in your closet?
Oh, gosh. So many… Well, I bought a pair of red Miu Miu heels to wear on my wedding day… a bit untraditional, I know, but I LOVE them. They’re attached. I have a silly amount of shoes for a girl who spends most of her time in Converses. Most of my shoes are from Office. Damn I love that place.
Q: Where is one place you absolutely advise against trying to meet a man?
Anywhere that those dreadful books tell you to meet them, like salsa class… I don’t know any normal single man who would go to a salsa class. Men I know go to work, the gym, bars, restaurants, and home. I think you can meet a man anywhere as long as you’re not obsessing. That irritating adage ‘it happens when you least expect it’ is true. The Dating Detox just takes that to the next level.
Q: What is your advice for aspiring writers?
Read, write, edit. Repeat…And ignore the self-doubt!
Q: I read you grew up everywhere. What would you say was the best location you lived in?
Tough question! I am pretty seriously in love with London. I’ve lived here since I was 22 and I love, love, love it. It’s home. My parents are still in Hong Kong, where I spent most of my life before London, and I count that as a sort of second home – whenever I head back I feel that ‘ahhh’ relaxed feeling. The light, the smell, the humidity, the beautiful lights… it really makes me feel all warm and happy. And I went to university in Sydney, in Australia, and have lots of fond memories of there, too. It’s a great place to live… I don’t remember Singapore or the other places all that well as I was pretty young. In summary? London, followed by Hong Kong!
