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Sex as a Second Language by Alisa Kwitney

Kat Miner is running out of luck. Her movie star husband has divorced her, taking off with all the money and leaving behind a son. She is struggling to keep getting acting jobs, but nearing the precious age of 40, jobs are being lost to the more youthful generation. And her mother, living across the hall from Kat and her son, won’t keep treating Kat like she is still child- giving her no privacy to have a personal life. The only thing keeping Kat from losing it all is the support of her two best girl friends, and her part time job as a teacher, teaching adults English as a second language.
Magnus Grimmson is one of Kat’s students, posing as an Icelandic foreigner struggling to learn English. What Kat doesn’t know is that Magnus is an undercover CIA agent, trying to find Kat’s reclusive father that abandoned the family when Kat was only 10. Her father is a retired CIA agent, but the agency is desperate for his knowledge on the country of Kyrgyzstan now that political wars are raging. It is now up to Magnus to get Kat on his side to help them track down her father, without letting her know he works for the CIA.
Like all good chick lit novels, Magnus immediately falls for Kat, even taking up residence in her spare bedroom. Through some steamy loves scenes, broken friendships, and our heroine finding happiness, Sex as a Second Language by Alisa Kwitney will be a delight for readers. There are plot twists thrown in at the right moments, catching readers off guard, and a happy ending for all.

In My Mailbox Week of February 21

In my Mailbox: Week of February 21

Title: The Goddess Rules
Author: Clare Naylor
Received: Public Library
Synopsis:
When obsessed pet owners have pooches or kitties they want immortalized on canvas, Kate Disney is the artist of choice. From her shed (which doubles as a studio and apartment) in London’s Primrose Hill, Kate caters to the whims of the rich and famous while herself living a decidedly bohemian existence. The problem is, she has a tendency to cater to her on-again, way-off-again boyfriend as well. Jake is so erratic, that most of her friends don’t understand why she even bothers. But it’s hard to fall out of love with a man who writes her songs and calls her Angel—even if he disappears for weeks at a time.
Luckily for Kate, Mirabelle Moncur isn’t buying any of that claptrap. Mirri was an actress, a legend in her time. Now, at age sixty, she’s given up on fame and men and lives in Africa, where she raises lion cubs. But her reclusive nature has done nothing to dull her beauty, mar her incredible figure, or dampen her outrageous joie de vivre.
After sweeping into London to have Kate paint a portrait of her favorite cub, Mirri seizes hold of Kate’s life—from the baggy wardrobe to the hopeless taste in men. Under Mirri’s tutelage, Kate learns to dance on tables with abandon, drink like a dockworker, and flirt like a goddess. And when her old friend Louis reenters the picture, she begins to see things in a whole new light. But Mirri has secrets that hint at a less than divine future. Now it’s Kate’s turn to teach Mirri a thing or two about life, love, and being fabulous.

Title: Sex as a Second Language
Author: Alisa Kwitney
Received: Public Library
Synopsis:
A teacher of English as a second language, forty-year-old Katherine Miner is an expert on idiomatic phrases and subtle verbal cues. When it comes to the opposite sex, however, she’s baffled enough to choose early retirement from the dating game. It’s not that she hates men, it’s just that she doesn’t trust them. After all, her soon-to-be ex-husband has dropped all contact with their son, and her own father disappeared from her life thirty years ago. And then Kat meets Magnus Grimmson, a tall, good-looking, tongue-tied Icelander in the front row of her class. Magnus doesn’t appear to pose any threat — in fact, he seems to understand less about women than Kat does about men. But just when Kat considers risking a little intimacy, her father reappears in her life, causing unexpected complications. Emotionally torn, Kat is left to question whom she can trust — and to realize that she still has a lot to learn about men and the kind of communication they don’t teach in school.

Title: Once Upon Stilettos
Author: Shanna Swendson
Received: Public Library
Synopsis: Katie Chandler’s life is pure magic–literally. As an executive assistant at Magic, Spells, and Illusions, Inc., she’s seen more than her share of fantastical occurrences. A mere Manhattan mortal, Katie is no wizard, but she’s a wiz at exposing “hokum” pocus, cloaked lies, and deceptive enchantments. And she’s fallen under the all-too-human spell of attraction to Owen, a hunky wizard and coworker. Owen, however, is preoccupied. Someone has broken into his office and disrupted top-secret files, and it reeks of an inside job. CEO Merlin (yes, the Merlin) and taps Katie and her special ability to uncover the magical mole.

Keeping her feelings in check while sleuthing alongside Owen, Katie is shocked to discover that her immunity to magic is waning, putting her in grave danger. Soon she’s surrendering to the charms and enchantments of everyone and everything around her, including a killer pair of red stilettos. Katie must now conjure up her natural instincts to get to the bottom of the break-in, regain her power, and win the wizard of her dreams.

Title: The Nanny
Author: Melissa Nathan
Received: Public Library
Synopsis: Twenty-three-year-old Jo Green knows that if she has to spend one more night in ultra-provincial Niblet-Upon-Avon she’ll go completely bonkers! So she answers an ad in the paper, bids her devoted boyfriend Shaun adieu, and heads off to the big city. With a new job that offers excitement; a cool car; and her own suite with a TV, DVD player, and a cell phone, how can she go wrong?
Then she meets . . . the Fitzgeralds — Dick and Vanessa and their unruly brood of rugrats who have suddenly been entrusted into Jo’s care. There’s eight-year-old “psycho-babe” Cassandra; bloodthirsty Zak, the six-year-old Terminator; and timid little Tallulah.
So what else could go wrong? How about the arrival of Dick’s children from his first marriage: teenage Toby and (gulp!) all-grown-up-and-very-nicely-at-that Josh the accountant? And now that she has to temporarily share her room with Josh, Jo’s head is really in a spin — because with her hometown beau still in the picture and a sexy possibility sleeping just a foot away, life has suddenly gotten very complicated indeed!

Interview with Alisa Kwitney

Q: Where do you find inspiration for your novels?

Sometimes life throws me a plot. There was a year where I kept getting calls from men who thought they were dialing an escort service. That became the genesis for On the Couch. Last spring, I started thinking about the strange circumstances surrounding the death of an ex-lover, and how I wound up cleaning out his apartment with two other ex-girlfriends of his. That became the seed of a book I’m writing now.
But other books start out as daydreams, like The Dominant Blonde, and the YA steampunk I’m brewing.
Q: Your father is a writer and your mother is a journalist. Did you ever feel any pressure to be a writer?
None whatsoever. I started writing at age six, because I was an avid reader, and what Sue the cheerleading coach on Glee calls “a scab eating mouth breather.” Books were my glee club. And comics, too.
Q: You write in a variety of different genres, do you have one in particular that is your favorite?
I don’t really think my range is all that wide – I write in a variety of subgenres, which is kind of like making a lot of different kinds of pasta, as opposed to being a master of wildly different cuisines. But some things remain constant in my writing. I like the battle between the sexes a lot, and I like humor that reveals things, and I love how desire can unsettle people in profound and fascinating ways. I believe that people reveal themselves the most when they believe they are concealed by a lie.
Q: Who is your favorite author/or favorite book?
I can’t just name one, but I do have a particular love for Thorne Smith – he wrote sophisticated supernatural screwball comedies like Topper and the Passionate Witch, which eventually turned into Bewitched.
Q: You worked as an editor for many years with DC Comics. How did being an editor impact your writing skills?
Wow, there are so many, many ways. To begin with, I learned how to work up an idea into a proposal, and how to estimate whether the idea would require 20 pages or 100 pages or 300 pages to execute properly. I learned how to write action scenes. I learned to check to see if the ideas in my head had actually made it onto the page.

I also learned a lot from the fact that I was reading and editing comics – I think it made me a more visual writer. The books I write after writing comics or graphic novels are always more visual.
Q: Which part of the writing process do you find is the most difficult for you?
Getting a book to the point where I can start writing it is the hardest. By the time I actually begin my first page, I’ve usually spent months figuring out the whole book in my head. And the first five pages always take me a while to get right. Once I have those, the rest of the book usually flows pretty easily. I rewrite as I go along, so once the book is done, I don’t usually have a lot of editing to deal with.
Q: Does She or Doesn’t She has some hilarious fantasies dreamt by heroine Delilah. How were you able to come up with those scenarios?
Those were the easiest things in the world to write! Most of them were inspired by books and movies I have loved for years, like Shanna and The Secret Life of Walter Mitty. My favorite one to do was Bewitched – I’ve always been obsessed with the television series. I could have just gone on and on with the fantasies.
Q: You have been teaching a course on Graphic Novel Writing in New York City. How excited are you to be teaching this class?
It’s been a lot of fun teaching, and I’ve learned a lot in the process. Last week we talked about exposition, and the ways in which you want to leave your reader guessing, and the ways in which you don’t. Tomorrow I’ll be talking about world building.

Q: What advice do you have for aspiring writers?

Read a lot, so that you know what you like to read, and keep trying to write what you want to read. The path to the universal is through the specific. And for God’s sake, don’t start smoking while you write, because it’ll be hell to get back to work once you quit.
Q: What would be or is your favorite place to travel?

Ooh, this is like naming my favorite author or book – I can’t decide on just one place. I love walking, though, in the wilderness or through old cities. And I’m very, very fond of cheese. Any place that combines walking and cheese works for me.

Chick Lit Author: Alisa Kwitney

Alisa Kwitney was destined to be a writer. She is the daughter of science fiction writer Robert Scheckley and journalist Ziva Kwitney. Kwitney attended Wesleyan University and found a mentor is sci-fi/fantasy author Kit Reed. After graduating, she left Manhattan for Miami, working as a newspaper reporter. She returned to New York later to attend Columbia’s MFA program in fiction. After the program ended, Kwitney applied for an assistant editor position at Silhouette and DC Comics, where she began working for Karen Berger. She went on to become a full editor at Vertigo, a mature/dark fantasy imprint of the DC Comics. Seven years later, she left to begin writing full time.

Alisa Kwitney writes many different genres, including chick lit, comics, young adult, science fiction and fantasy-paranormal. She publishes science fiction and fantasy-paranormal books under the name Alisa Sheckley. Other genres are published under Alisa Kwitney. Her published chick lit novels are: The Dominant Blonde, Does She or Doesn’t She, On the Couch,, and Sex as a Second Language.

Alisa Kwitney currently lives in the Hudson River Valley with her husband, son and daughter.

Official Website: http://www.alisakwitney.com/